Overly Specific Predictions - Week 8: LSU

Welcome to the first installment of Overly Specific Predictions. During this segment I will look ahead to Auburn's upcoming game and throw out five predictions as to what we will see both on and off the field. These aren't your usual predictions; they will be needlessly specific and random. They will probably be horribly and ridiculously wrong, but that's the beauty of the Internet: no repercussions.

Prediction I
Auburn will have trouble passing, especially to the outside receivers. Catches will be few and far between for Adams and Zachery.

Your leading receivers for the game (by receptions):
Lutzenkirchen(7) Fannin(5) Blake(3)

Your leading rushers for the game (by attempts):
Newton(27) Fannin(11) Dyer(9)

Prediction II
Jordan Jefferson will start at QB for LSU, but will only see the field sparingly after the third drive and not at all after an early third quarter interception. Jarrett Lee will see more success, throwing for 176 yards.

Prediction III
Verne and Gary are slowly getting over the loss of the much beloved Tim Tebow with the presence of a new hero in Cam Newton. Tebow name mentions will drop to a meager count of 4 in this broadcast.

Prediction IV
The last points will be scored with 7:48 left in the game. It will be a short run from Newton after an LSU turnover (with a Wes Byrum extra point, of course).

Prediction V
CBS will miss 2 Auburn snaps due to either a graphic blocking the screen, a promo for the latest CBS show that nobody watches, or the director lingering on a shot of this guy.

Final Score
Auburn 28
LSU 17

I'll revisit these predictions on Monday and critique myself. Be sure to come back to witness the public lashing. Until then, enjoy the game and gorge yourself on some corn dogs. War Eagle!